Tiny Tim

Tim is a gorgeous hunk of a man who practically lives in the gym and also has a wicked sense of humor to boot. Β I’ve been chatting with him on the Kik app for a couple of months.

Why have I not made more of an effort to meet him? His apartment looks filthy in his pictures, he lives over an hour away from me and he has a small penis. Β I could honestly overlook the messy apartment with a bathroom that probably hasn’t seen a mop and bucket in months. I’m even willing to take the Amtrak train If I were certain that I’d have a good time, but I’m hesitant about his penis size. Β Am I a size queen? Maybe.

Tim knows his shortcomings (pun intended) and promises me that he is excellent at oral sex, He has even provided screenshots from text messages he had with other women in the past raving about his tongue, I’m honestly curious. Β In all my years, I’ve never had a man provide me with references proving his skills as a lover, I’m honestly flattered.

Should I give Tim a chance?


Nah, can’t do it. I’d just get frustrated with him.


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